>>Carolyn
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>>atx

>to those it may consume<

Tell me what sound a giraffe makes and we will be best friends.

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e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

(Source: heathledgers, via suxtosuk)

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thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

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mothloft:

my mom put let me do modeling for a catalog when I was little and she just found the booklet I had the best cheesy faces I was adorable

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tommy-ngo:

Childish Gambino - IV Sweatpants

(via mothloft)

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whencookiesscream:

I would love to have a beautiful door like this. &gt;.&lt;

whencookiesscream:

I would love to have a beautiful door like this. >.<

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punkassb-tch:

I really fucking hate how it’s ok for a girl to post a picture in a bikini but it’s not ok for her to post one in bra and underwear when they’re basically the same exact thing, expect one’s waterproof.

punkassb-tch:

I really fucking hate how it’s ok for a girl to post a picture in a bikini but it’s not ok for her to post one in bra and underwear when they’re basically the same exact thing, expect one’s waterproof.

(via solid-ambition)

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afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

afacebehindacamera:

This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant

(Source: consumed-wanderlust, via hausss)

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onuah:

Chance the Rapper gettin it

onuah:

Chance the Rapper gettin it

(via leahstoned)

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